Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a S.N.A.G.”
Another guy says, “What’s that ?”
Larry says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy.”
Everyone’s quiet for a little while, thinking.
Another guy says, “I’m Gary, and I’m a D.I.N.K.”
A girl at the bar asks, “What’s that ?”
He says, “Double Income, No Kids.”
A lady says, “I’m Trixie, and I am a W.I.F.E.”
Larry says, “A W.I.F.E.? What’s a W.I.F.E.?”
She says, “Oh you know, Wash, Iron, F***, Etc.”