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Arguing for a wage increase: The commute rate (part 2 of 3)

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November 9 2025

In a previous post, I argued that most rhetoric espoused by some of the f***muppets (i.e., a narrow group of PS who disseminate ill-informed opinions on blast and crowd out more productive conversations) doesn’t accurately reflect how wages and labour markets work, not even in the public service context. My original argument was that the PS combines three wage elements (reworded here for simplicity) that are already baked into wage rates:

  • R — The “rack” rate, i.e., how much it costs for you to get out of bed;
  • C1, C2, C3, C4, C5 — The commuting compensation to leave your house to go to a job site; and,
  • L — the cost for actually expending energy to do the “physical” labour of the job.

I also apologized to academic specialists for renaming the elements and ignoring the long history of these elements, and to non-academics who will likely still find me too wordy.

What about C(ommute) costs?

As I outlined in my initial post, wages in the public sector agreements are based on rates that were in existence before widespread telework and the wages already had commuting costs baked in. They weren’t and aren’t generally visible, but they’re there.

And as I said above, there are some very important groups who go off the rails when sh**diots and f***muppets wrongly suggest that we should suddenly “start” getting a premium for RTO, when in fact, we are already paid for our commuting costs.… Read the rest

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Arguing for a wage increase: The rack rate (part 1 of 3)

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November 8 2025

In a previous post, I argued that most rhetoric espoused by some of the f***muppets (i.e., a narrow group of PS who disseminate ill-informed opinions on blast and crowd out more productive conversations) doesn’t accurately reflect how wages and labour markets work, not even in the public service context.

My original argument is that the PS combines three wage elements (reworded here for simplicity) that are already baked into wage rates:

  • R — The “rack” rate, i.e., how much it costs for you to get out of bed;
  • C1, C2, C3, C4, C5 — The commuting compensation to leave your house to go to a job site; and,
  • L — the cost for actually expending energy to do the “physical” labour of the job.

I should probably apologize if any academic specialists read this post. Not only have I chosen my own names for the components over the terms in the literature, but each of these three categories has multiple sub-elements with an extremely rich and diverse analytical history over the last 50 years. I know, I get it. But I’m not writing an academic article, I’m blogging. I converted the technical terms into more easily understood phrases like rack, commute and labour expended, and I don’t have room for the 50y history.… Read the rest

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All the fish? Photo radar use in Ontario

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November 5 2025

I don’t often start off a post with a joke, but this is a bit of a different topic.

A man is driving down the road doing the speed limit and he is being passed by just about every other car on the road. He decides to increase his speed a bit, and then a bit more. You know, “just keeping up with traffic”. After a few kilometres of going about 15km per hour over the speed limit, a police officer pulls him over.

As the police officer writes out the ticket, the guy is upset. Everyone else was speeding but he got a ticket. And he wasn’t even the fastest one! Several cars passed him! He shares his thoughts with the police officer, trying to get some sympathy. All the cop says is, “Okay” and keeps writing.

He finally asks the cop if he thinks it is fair that he gets a ticket and the others don’t. The cop asks him, “Well, let me ask you something. Do you ever go fishing?”.

“Sure, I do”, the guy answers.

“Well,” the cop says. “Do you ever catch all the fish?”

Every time someone talks about automated speed enforcement (ASE) photo radar cameras, I am reminded of the joke.… Read the rest

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Quest of the Quill 2025: 6,000 words in days 1-3

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November 3 2025

I replaced NaNoWriMo with a quest of my own, and I’m calling it the Quest of the Quill. The goal is to write 30,000 words in a month. I even have my graphics ready:

I’m only 3 days into the month, and I’m already confused a bit on my numbers. I wrote a bunch of post content, and then I decided to split it into several different posts. So, it’s written, but not finalized or posted yet. So I’m ahead of the curve a bit, and thus I’m only counting the ones that are “done” so far:

  • No, I don’t think everyone is a f***muppet — 3568 words
  • Replacing NaNoWriMo as a writing challenge — 1352 words
  • Someone as crazy as me about goals — 1157 words

Which means my working total so far is 6,077 words, not including this post. A pretty good start.

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Replacing NaNoWriMo as a writing challenge

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November 3 2025

If you’re not living under a rock, or even if you are but have done creative writing in the last 25 years, you’ve probably heard of NaNoWriMo. National Novel Writing Month or National Novel Writing in a Month.

It was created in 1999 with approximately 20 participants as a writing marathon to complete a first draft of a 50,000-word novel in a month. You didn’t have to polish it; you just had to finish writing 50K words. Over the years, people tweaked the rules to fit their needs:

  • The 50K gave way to personal choice in length of writing goal, with some going longer, some going shorter;
  • The “novel” gave way to novels, non-fiction books, plays, poems, blogs, cookbooks — literally anything with words and a wordcount;
  • The “write every day” gave way to focusing on just the wordcount;
  • The “share your work” online gave way to share your wordcount, talk about your work-in-progress, connect with other authors online, join mini-writing groups to motivate you, etc.; and,
  • The “month of November” gave way to “mostly November”, with some variation by users.

About the only thing consistent throughout was that it was a sprint/marathon for one month, with a focus on word counts.… Read the rest

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No, I don’t think everyone is a f***muppet

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November 2 2025

It was interesting to see various reactions to my last post about f***muppets who don’t understand how wages work in general, or PS labour pay rates, in particular. While some readers engaged on the substance, some had serious misgivings about using the term f***muppet. If you want to see my original post, you can find it here:

Frustration with PS employees who should better understand our wages

Someone subsequently shared my post on the Reddit forum, so if you’re so inclined, you can read the reactions and analysis of the post over there.

Frustration with PS employees who should better understand our wages
byu/North_Scientist5126 inCanadaPublicServants

I have follow-up posts planned on wage components, but I want to explain what and who I mean with the term f***muppet. I assure you, I didn’t choose it lightly, but it was not as broad-based target practice as some people interpreted.

No, not all PS are sh**diots or f***muppets

It’s strange to have to say that, but I wasn’t referring to all PS people as being problematic, only a specific subset. If a PS is ignorant in the literal sense or uninformed, that does not make them an idiot. I never said that, not sure why people would choose to interpret things that way, but that’s the nature of the internet, I suppose.… Read the rest

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Frustration with PS employees who should better understand our wages

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October 25 2025

I am active in the Canadian Public Servant /Reddit forum, not the least of which for issues that I generally cover in my HR Guide. People share the link regularly, which is humbling, but the forum is about way more than simple HR. I often have views but I don’t often engage, deferring to others who have better insights and/or more palatable ways to explain some things. On a few topics, I try to avoid engaging because, well, there are too many idiots in the forum who have virtually no understanding of how compensation works in a formal system, and think whatever they “want”, the unions can and should get just by asking. FFS, really?

The latest started off innocently. Someone legitimately asked a question about costs of living, costs of commuting, etc., and then said, “Why don’t unions take this on and get us more money now that we have RTO?”. Then a bunch of people chime in saying something like “Right on, power to the people, man” having virtually no understanding of how labour markets work, or even how wages are set. They often make outrageous claims that they’re entitled to this or that, and generally make the PS look like a bunch of self-entitled idiots.… Read the rest

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Was attending #Bouchercon2025 a success for me?

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September 14 2025

That’s a bit of a strange question, isn’t it? I went to a book conference; I was NOT looking for an agent or to promote a book; I had no real defined goals in advance. I didn’t ask “Did I enjoy it?” or “Was it fun / interesting / illuminating / horrible / terrible / no good very bad 4 days?”

I asked if it was a success.

It wasn’t cheap…registration was fine, $250 or so. But staying in the hotel for six nights at $179 US plus my flights plus all my meals, taxis, and minor souvenirs isn’t pocket change. I haven’t added it up completely but it’s probably between 3.5K-4K overall, Canadian. Which I knew in advance, not whinging. Food was a bit more expensive than I expected, with fewer cheap options in the area to get to, but I’ll come back to that.

But with the cost, and the experience tied to it, I find myself wondering of course if it was worth it. Particularly as this wasn’t a family trip, it was just me on my own doing my own thing.

And the trip was a bit of a test for me in three different domains. So if I ask if it is a success, I guess I have to ask if it was worth it in those three areas.… Read the rest

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Day 4 of #Bouchercon2025 in New Orleans

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September 7 2025

Friday was a late night for many attendees, I understand, and things lasted until the wee hours. I was not part of those shenanigans, I am old and boring. And I don’t know anyone nor do that kind of thing anyway. I digress. If you want to read about my non-conference aspects of the day, check out my personal blog at https://www.thepolyblog.ca/day-4-of-bouchercon2025-in-new-orleans/.

There was an early morning “Debut Mystery Author Breakfast” where a number of attending debut authors would get a chance to speak about themselves for a minute and introduce their books to the audience (if they haven’t been on panels already, for instance). The list included Brian Tracey (aka J.B. Abbott), Tom Andes, Faye Arcand, Valerie Biel, Andrew Bridgeman, Elise Burke Brown, Hunter Burke, Chelsea Conradt, John Dingle, Laurie L. Dove, Leigh Dunlap, Wendy Gee, Amran Gowani, Walter Horsting, R.L. Carpentier, III, Elle Jauffret, Georgia Jeffries, Christy J. Kendall, N.L. Lavin, Andrew Ludington, Josh Mendoza, Jennifer K. Morita, Mark Nutter, Mark O’Neill, Joe Pan, Ryan Pote, Jenny Ramaley, R. C. Reid, Michael Rigg, Jennifer Sadera, Diane Schaffer, Amie Schaumberg, Rob D. Smith, Suja Sukumar, and Mark Thielman. Tracey, Walter Horsting, Ryan Pote, and R.C. Reid were on panels I attended, and I’ll get around to checking out all of the new authors’ offerings, in lieu of actually getting up early enough to attend breakfast.… Read the rest

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Day 3 of #Boucheron2025 in New Orleans

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September 6 2025

My cold limited some of my conference going for the day, but if you want to read about the non-conference portion, you can over on my personal blog at https://www.thepolyblog.ca/day-3-of-boucheron2025-in-new-orleans/.

But if today is Friday, it must be day 3 of #Boucheron2025 in New Orleans!

The ninth set of panels started at 9:00 a.m., and I was all set for Panel 9-1: Multiple Series: Maintaining Storyline Silos. As I mentioned yesterday, I have plans for one pseudo-fantasy series and it will not interact with anything else. However, I am interested in a second series where a bunch of the characters WILL intersect, and there might be three or four mini-series within a larger series universe (yeah, kind of like the Avengers movies without superheroes of course). So, I was keen for the topic. But I also stalk Lee Goldberg online and I was really looking forward to what he had to say about his various series — Monk, Diagnosis Murder, stuff with Janet Evanovich, three active series now, TV shows out the wazoo, he’s got it going on. And his Facebook posts are frequently amusing. This week’s was about the word benippled. 🙂 A little fanboy-ish, I suppose, on my part.… Read the rest

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Day 2 of #Bouchercon2025 in New Orleans

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September 5 2025

I had a slow start to my morning. I had missed Tai Chi (yay), some sponsorship rooms, morning speed dating sessions to link people in Column A of the industry with people in Column B of the industry, and alas, half of the fourth set of big panels. I had hoped to catch “Hooking the Reader” with great first lines, but I needed breakfast first. You can see the non-conference portion of my day on my ThePolyBlog site at https://www.thepolyblog.ca/day-2-of-bouchercon2025-in-new-orleans/

I made it to the fifth set of panels at 10:30, and went to Panel 5-4: Kickass Female Protagonists: Prince Charming Is Out of a Job. The panelists were Steph Cha, Tori Eldridge, J.T. Ellison, Taylor Stevens, and Nina Wachsman. I knew of J.T. Ellison’s work in advance, and my brain is mush as I didn’t realize Tori Eldridge writes the Lily Wong Ninja series (I’ve only read two of them). Steph Cha was new to me but she’s written the new series called Butterfly (Amazon Prime). I’ve heard of the show as it has Daniel Dae Kim in it, but I haven’t checked it out yet.

So, I’ve been thinking about something over the last two days of being here.… Read the rest

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Day 1 of #Bouchercon2025 in New Orleans

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September 4 2025

Today was Opening Day for Bouchercon2025 in New Orleans, and my first Bouchercon ever. The non-conference bits are covered on my other site, ThePolyBlog, at https://www.thepolyblog.ca/day-1-of-bouchercon2025-in-new-orleans/.

I registered at 9:30, picking up my conference bag, program, t-shirt, badge and lanyard, and four hot little tickets for books in the Book Bazaar.

There are over a hundred books to choose from, and you only get four. I picked up two by Heather Graham, the chair of the conference, entitled Legacy of Blood (part of a series called the Blackbird Files) and The Rising. I’ve started reading The Rising already, but I’ve only read about 35 pages so far. I would have loved to spend hours browsing the tables, but my cold is still kicking my butt, so I opted for a Scarpetta novel by Patricia Cornwell as book #3 and Calico by Lee Goldberg, which has been all over his Facebook feed for some time, as #4. The fact that I don’t have any room in my carry-on for the return flight home in no way impedes my bookgoblin tendencies.

I chatted with Devlin Chatterson from Montreal on the way to the first panel, as he’s here representing Crime Writers of Canada.… Read the rest

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My HR Guide: AMA about navigating your career

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August 8 2025

Over the last twenty years, I’ve given numerous presentations on preparing for competitions in the federal public service (aka my HR guide called Be The Duck!). Lately, it is less of a presentation and more of an “Ask me anything (AMA)”-type format. I did one a few years ago with Health Canada, and they invited me back again this year as a joint presentation organized between Health Canada and PHAC, plus various friendly departments around town.

My presentation was called Career Compass: Navigating your career in the public service, and I knew some of the Qs in advance. I grouped eight of them in two questions before moving on to general Qs from the inbox. I promised to follow up on any of the ones I missed in the group AMA, and I’ll cover a bit of the first two again just for comprehensiveness (I’m anal retentive, I admit it!).

As always, these answers are my personal opinions based on my experiences in the public service, presented as candidly and transparently as I can. Even for some of the tough ones where I don’t think the government track-record is great.

With fewer job opportunities today, are there other classifications besides EC where there is policy work?

… Read the rest
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The speed of disruption in book piracy

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April 13 2025

When people think of piracy, they often immediately think of movies or software. Rewind to the ’90s, and your thoughts would have been about music with sites like Napster. Almost all of the previous significant industries went with alternate business models that put a huge crimp in piracy. In some ways, at least. Music was the first — they created the online platforms with unlimited streaming for a fee, aka the all-you-can-eat buffet. They also created distribution models where most major stars are available on all platforms, so you CAN still pirate music, but it’s a lot of work that is easily waived with a simple tap of your payment card. With way more benefit than you have time to do with pirated music. You don’t OWN the music, but if you have access to it generally whenever you want, why care?

Software has gone all-in on subscription models. Even if you can hack the current model or version, it won’t connect to a bunch of the online validation tools, and it’s only good for a certain amount of time. Game systems have moved to online platforms where the software does little more than give you access; without the subscription, there’s no point.… Read the rest

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FFF: Managing in the public service like a Sheepdog

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April 5 2025

As you can see on the PolyWogg.ca site, I have a PolyWogg Guide to HR competitions in the Canadian Federal Government. I cheekily called it Be the Duck as an extended metaphor, and I wanted something similar for another book in the same vein about being a manager. So this week’s FlashForwardFriday project is my future guide on being a manager, called Be the SheepDog: Managing from the Middle.

I went with the idea of a sheepdog rounding up sheep. It’s cutesy, a bit whimsical, maybe, and the dog is cute. The challenge is to know what to cover in a general guide to managing in the public service. I could, for example, talk about all of the different parts of government, but that gets to be more like an “introduction to public administration” than a management guide.

I could do something spunky like the 7 Habits of Highly Bureaucratic People, but I hate the term, and it’s not what I’m about.

I could do it like a business case study and talk about five or six complicated examples where features are added just to complicate the scenario, and after going through it, you feel good that you unravelled the mystery (that all started with the Big Bang).… Read the rest

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Four interesting interactions with AI prompts

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March 26 2025

I’ve been working on various projects over the last few months, some of which I will eventually talk about on my FlashForwardFriday previews of upcoming work. Many of them are still in the research and info-gathering stages, and I thought I would use some Chat AI functions to see what it could give me. In the end, I used AI in four different ways.

Using AI as a brainstorming partner

The first was for a project I’ll talk about later this week, a review of music of different years. I’ve written a previous take on 1943 as a year’s worth of music, what was going on, what music was everlasting, etc. But while I was planning to treat it as “A PolyWogg Guide to Music”, part of my ongoing series of serialized guides, I was having trouble with branding it. So I booted up the AI prompts and told it generally what I was trying to do … namely, look at the various lists of the “best songs of a year”, mostly from Billboard, and write my own review of a year’s music, comparing my list to the published one. With a touch of “Billboard got it wrong!”.

I had the Prompt give me a list of 10 titles to work from, and another list of 10 slogans to consider.… Read the rest

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FFF: My updated guide to HR competitions

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March 21 2025

Last week, I mentioned that I would start doing FlashForwardFriday (FFF) where I will talk about upcoming projects. At the time, I outlined my plans for an introduction to astronomy. This week, I’m revisiting my first, only and original guide, Be the Duck: Succeeding in Canadian Federal Government Competitions.

The current version

The short version of the long history is that, way back in 2004 or so, a friend asked me to present to a bunch of new, young civil servants on how to prepare for competitions. Two weeks later, I got an email from someone asking me about my deck. Except I didn’t know them; they hadn’t been at the presentation nor on the distribution list for it. They weren’t even in the same department! Somebody had shared my deck with 2 friends, and they told 2 friends, and the next thing I knew, I was a shampoo commercial.

My friend Vivian and I called it the Completely Unofficial and Totally Unauthorized guide so that HR people wouldn’t get nervous that I was kind of, sort of, a little bit talking about HR, but not THEIR version of HR, rather about how we get ready as applicants. I subsequently put it on my website, I’ve done dozens of presentations over the years, and my guide has been downloaded about 15,000 times now from the Polywogg.ca… Read the rest

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Checking out some stock photo sites

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March 12 2025

I’m working on a bunch of book covers, and to that end, I’ve been working through Fiverr with a contractor in Bosnia. They use DepositPhotos for their business model, which allows commercial use for books with their standard image license up to 500K downloads (I should be good). The contractor has given me multiple templates that I can use while swapping out the cover page and changing the text. Easy peasy lemon squeezy and the work they did saved me a ton of time for not a lot of cash. Small investment, big savings.

But now that I have the templates and can play with the covers and titles, I want to find some cover photos. I can generate them through AI tools, and I may do that for some. For example, I’m looking for a cover image that would / could represent 1940s Big Band / Swing music. I don’t particularly want a specific group, like the Glenn Miller Orchestra, so much as I’d rather have a generic “look”. Kind of like if I was writing about the 1980s and 1990s, I want someone dressed in Madonna-inspired fashion, not Madonna herself. It’s the vibe, not the person.

The test: 1940s music, Big Band or Swing style performers

I have some criteria.… Read the rest

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Working on some non-fiction writing goals

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March 8 2025

My biggest output to date is my HR guide, in all its forms, going back to 2004 or so. I’m happy people like it, the price doesn’t hurt ($0, downloadable PDF with no friction to access), and there is limited competition in a narrow niche. But I have plans for other guides, and to that end, I’ve been working on some cover pages for the books to serve as inspiration. My list of planned books is growing, though, and I have decided to start working on some of them before I retire instead of waiting.

HR-related books

First and foremost, I’ll update the HR Guide to competitions, aka Be the Duck. It’s relatively given that I’ll update it, and I’ll probably do three more significant updates before I call it quits when I retire.

Secondly, I am doing one called Be the Swan, which is more about managing your career.

Thirdly, I’ll do one called Be the SheepDog about being a manager with some elements about becoming an EX potentially.

And finally, one about “when things go wrong” and you have to deal with conflict, grievances, staffing complaints, etc. I’m not entirely sure what that one will look like. I’ve considered a few formats, but none particularly resonate with me yet.… Read the rest

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FFF: A future guide to astronomy

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March 4 2025

An author that I follow online does something called Free Fiction Mondays. I like the premise, but I’m going with FlashForwardFriday (FFF). Each Friday, I’m going to give you a preview of something I’m working on, with all the bells and whistles. For the last few weeks, I’ve been talking about an astronomy guide that I want to write. In short, I don’t like a lot of the guides out there already, not because they’re bad or anything, but because they don’t resonate with the way I approach astronomy. Nuances here and there, gaps over there, a metaphor that doesn’t land. And most of them without a “framework” to guide what they are trying to communicate.

My approach is simple — what would *I* need to know to do stuff? Nothing more, nothing less. An overview of the various topics, with enough information to get my feet wet and to be able to move on to the next piece, along with a framework of how it all fits together. That’s my goal. That’s what I want to share.

Let’s start with the cover

Astro cover

When I first started my HR guide, I framed it as a series, aka A PolyWogg Guide to Government.… Read the rest

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