This is pretty cool for astronomers…
The Norwegian word for “cloudy skies” is “skyet”. And despite the spelling, it is pronounced almost the same we say it in English. If you click on the link below to see it in Google translate, you can then click the little speaker icon on below the Norwegian to hear it:
Surveys have shown that many people move to Montreal, not for the culture, but for their health. They’re paranoid, and it is the only place where their fears are truly justified.
A man walks into a Winnipeg bar and asks, “Wanna hear a joke about people from Churchill?”
The bartender says, “Listen, pal, I’m from Churchill, and I won’t appreciate it. The man sitting next to you is 265 pounds, and he’s from Churchill too. And the bouncer, that huge guy there, is also from Churchill. So do you still want to tell that joke?”
“No,” says the guy. “Not if I have to explain it three times.”
What differentiates a zoo in Alberta from other zoos?
The zoos in Alberta have a description of the animal on the front of the animal enclosure, along with a recipe and suggested beer pairing.
What do they call 100 John Deeres circling a McDonald’s in Saskatoon?