A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Sure we do,” says the bartender.
“Good,” says the man. “I’ll have a beer, and give me a lawyer for my alligator.”
Dina: I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.
Derek: Is that so?
Dina: Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
Frog: I’ve been studying up on my genealogy.
Toad: Is that so? What have you discovered?
Frog: I’m a tad Polish.
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye?
Beauty, of course.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.